http://shah.forumv.biz/feed/? Latest topics Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:10:27 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/beach/logo_en.gif http://shah.forumv.biz/feed/? http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/at-the-supermarket-t427.htm Anonymous A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time." "That's a shame," replied the young man, "is ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:10:27 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/at-the-supermarket-t427.htm#489 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/at-the-supermarket-t427.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/ene-ti-puzzle-t421.htm Anonymous Trois dimoune alle manzer restaurant. Zot bien amizer, boire ek lere gagne bill zot bizin paye Rs 25 en tout. Zot donne serveur Rs 30 ek proprietaire la donne li Rs 5 pou rander. Bann clients decide pou donne serveur la Rs 2 couma ene tip parski zot penser li difficile partaz ca Rs 5 kine retourner la la entre zot trois ek plis facile retourne Rs 1 sakaine. Donc, en fin de compte, sakaine ine pays Rs 9, ki faire ene total Rs 27. Lote cote, serveur la ena Rs 2 couma pourboire, ki faire ene grand ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:01:42 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/ene-ti-puzzle-t421.htm#483 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/ene-ti-puzzle-t421.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/etat-unis-t420.htm Anonymous C'est un jeune italien qui va émigrer aux États-Unis. Sa mère, la mama, lui donne les derniers conseils: - Tu vas en Amérique. C'est très bien mon fils. Mais tu dois me promettre de ne pas épouser une américaine: D'abord elles ne valent rien au lit, ensuite elles ne savent pas faire la cuisine, et pour finir, elles nous insultent en nous traitant de ritals Le fiston promet d'obéir, et s'en va prendre son avion. Cinq années passent. Un beau jour, le fiston rentre en Italie. ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:59:39 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/etat-unis-t420.htm#482 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/etat-unis-t420.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/applied-mathematics-t426.htm Anonymous The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. This leaves 19 million to do the work. 4 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:09:59 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/applied-mathematics-t426.htm#488 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/applied-mathematics-t426.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/man-v-s-woman-t425.htm Anonymous





]]> jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:07:49 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/man-v-s-woman-t425.htm#487 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/man-v-s-woman-t425.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/an-english-chinese-interpretor-t424.htm Anonymous Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? • Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni • Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? • I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni • Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting? • An unauthorized execution Lin Ching • I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching? • He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka • I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:04:21 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/an-english-chinese-interpretor-t424.htm#486 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/an-english-chinese-interpretor-t424.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/air-mauritius-t423.htm Anonymous Ashvin was leaving Mauritius and travelling on the plane for the first time and was travelling to the UK. No need to say with the excitement of his whole family with his depart "mo garson p alle Langleterre!" His mum made sure that Ashvin's hand luggage was full of food.. Dhal Puris, zasaar (pickles), alouda, curry poulet and Vindai Orit. When on board on his flight to the UK he sat next to an english bloke. the english bloke knew how boring the flight would be and he was ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:04:03 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/air-mauritius-t423.htm#485 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/air-mauritius-t423.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/dit-papa-c-est-quoi-la-politique-t422.htm Anonymous Un petit garçon demande à son père : - C'est quoi papa la "politique". Le père lui dit : - Je vais te donner un exemple. Ta mère représente l'économie, moi je représente le gouvernement, ta gardienne... le peuple et toi l'avenir ! Ne comprenant pas vraiment, il va se coucher. Durant la nuit, souffrant de diarrhée, il se lève pour aller aux toilettes. Passant devant la chambre de la gardienne, il voit son père faire l'amour avec elle. Alors le lendemain, il dit a ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:03:09 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/dit-papa-c-est-quoi-la-politique-t422.htm#484 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/dit-papa-c-est-quoi-la-politique-t422.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/40-yr-old-wants-to-marry-a-virgin-t419.htm Anonymous An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:56:58 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/40-yr-old-wants-to-marry-a-virgin-t419.htm#481 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/40-yr-old-wants-to-marry-a-virgin-t419.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/toto-discute-avec-sa-maman-t418.htm Anonymous - Tu sais maman, ce matin, quand j'ai pris le bus avec Papa, il m'a dit de laisser ma place à une dame !

- C'est normal Toto...les enfants doivent se lever pour les personnes âgées..!

- Mais maman, la dame elle n'était pas vieille, et en plus j'étais sur les genoux de papa !!!]]> jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:55:27 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/toto-discute-avec-sa-maman-t418.htm#480 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/toto-discute-avec-sa-maman-t418.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/breakfast-joke-t417.htm Anonymous An Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the Pakistani who, nevertheless, starts a conversation: Pakistani: "You Indian folks eat the whole bread??" Indian (in a bad mood): "Of course." Pakistani: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Pakistan, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:52:23 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/breakfast-joke-t417.htm#479 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/breakfast-joke-t417.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/mauricien-dan-paris-t416.htm Anonymous Apres ki li ressi gagne 1 jacket dans so couleur, Bhai Harrish debarque la France en compagnie Paul ek Bhai Aneerood. Banla ti supposer ress dans 1 lotel lor Champs Elysée, payer par largent ban ti Mauricien biensir! Tou les 3 representants Mauricien ti fini diner et ti ler pou prend dessert. Zot decide pou passe coman du thé. Alors Paul fer apel 1 serveur pou zot dire li ki zot in decider pou boire. Paul habituer coz Francais meme li, d'ailleurs, so Anglais potisse! Li dire serveur ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:50:33 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/mauricien-dan-paris-t416.htm#478 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/mauricien-dan-paris-t416.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/quatre-bornes-best-tourist-guide-jokes-t415.htm Anonymous 1. A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede. They gather around the guide who says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta." A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, "When did that happen?" "1215," answers the guide. The man looks at his watch and says, "Damn! Just missed it by a half hour!" 2. The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?" The guide: "There were, ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:42:27 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/quatre-bornes-best-tourist-guide-jokes-t415.htm#477 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/quatre-bornes-best-tourist-guide-jokes-t415.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/indian-in-america-jokes-t414.htm Anonymous It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give meLiberty, or give me Death"? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said. "Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:41:49 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/indian-in-america-jokes-t414.htm#476 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/indian-in-america-jokes-t414.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/toto-a-la-maternelle-t413.htm Anonymous Il rentre de l'école et dit à sa mère :
"Maman, aujourd'hui, l'institutrice m'a demandé si j'avais des frères et sœurs qui allait rentrer en maternelle bientôt.
" "Mais c'est très bien qu'elle s'intéresse à toi comme cela, mon chéri.
Et qu'a-t-elle répondu quand tu lui as dit que tu étais fils unique ?" "Elle a juste dit: «Merci mon Dieu !»"]]> jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:39:54 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/toto-a-la-maternelle-t413.htm#475 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/toto-a-la-maternelle-t413.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/why-newton-committed-suicide-t412.htm Anonymous ITS REALLY GOOD AND AMAZING!!!!!! WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE??? Here is the reason. Once Newton came to India and watched few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: 1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:38:23 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/why-newton-committed-suicide-t412.htm#474 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/why-newton-committed-suicide-t412.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/mauritian-joke-t411.htm Anonymous An Arab was admitted in the Hospital for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally.So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally a Mauritian was located who had a similar type of blood. The Mauritian willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Mauritian as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:37:22 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/mauritian-joke-t411.htm#473 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/mauritian-joke-t411.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/15-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-t410.htm Anonymous When asked to share the most unusual excuses workers gave for missing work, hiring managers revealed some of their favorite alibis: 1. Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law. 2. A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept charging the employee every time she tried to go to her car from her house. 3. Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his expecting wife. 4. Employee called from his cell phone, saying that he was accidentally locked in a restroom stall and ... jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:34:43 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/15-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-t410.htm#472 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/15-excuses-for-calling-in-sick-t410.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/bush-funny-pics-t409.htm Anonymous ]]> jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:18:10 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/bush-funny-pics-t409.htm#464 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/bush-funny-pics-t409.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/funny-pics-t408.htm Anonymous Some funny pics below..... ]]> jokes Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:57:16 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/funny-pics-t408.htm#455 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/funny-pics-t408.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/share-in-your-favourite-jokes-t404.htm Anonymous

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Then Sardarji showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: 'Free Left Turn' jokes Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:20:27 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/a-sardarji-bought-a-new-car-t403.htm#450 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/a-sardarji-bought-a-new-car-t403.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/adidas-t402.htm Anonymous A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it. Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same ... jokes Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:18:44 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/adidas-t402.htm#449 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/adidas-t402.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/99-secrets-about-guys-mdr-t401.htm Anonymous 1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls. 2. Guys hate flirts. 3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. 4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is. 5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering. 6. Guys may ... jokes Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:10:56 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/99-secrets-about-guys-mdr-t401.htm#448 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/99-secrets-about-guys-mdr-t401.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/l-eglise-en-vacances-t400.htm Anonymous Deux prêtres décident d'aller en vacances à Ibiza. 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Student : BROTHERLY LOVE ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___ Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday ____________ _________ ... jokes Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:59:43 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/student-teacher-lol-t399.htm#446 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/student-teacher-lol-t399.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/lol-t398.htm Anonymous A Mauritian family in Australia was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from Mauritius. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on the top, which read as follows: Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in Australia close to you. Sorry, I could not come ... jokes Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:55:38 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/lol-t398.htm#445 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/lol-t398.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/a-chinese-in-london-t397.htm Anonymous There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. ... jokes Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:54:11 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/a-chinese-in-london-t397.htm#444 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/a-chinese-in-london-t397.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/how-you-know-you-re-mauritian-t396.htm Anonymous Your parents think you’re doing you’re homework…. But you’re on msn. - You have ‘Mauritius’ T-shirts with sunsets and dolphins and a stash of Ralph Lauren shirts from that factory everyone goes to. - There’s a karom board lodged in a corner of your house somewhere. - The only time you play karom is in Mauritius - …It hurt your fingers/nails. - You have an uncle who’s like, a karom champion. - You got uncles and cousins back home who are badminton champions. ... jokes Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:52:49 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/how-you-know-you-re-mauritian-t396.htm#443 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/how-you-know-you-re-mauritian-t396.htm http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/curse-t395.htm Anonymous
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!!"

They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ..... and dies immediately.

If only men would listen.]]> jokes Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:45:56 GMT http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/curse-t395.htm#442 http://shah.forumv.biz/jokes-f19/curse-t395.htm