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PostSubject: Balgobin.....damn so funny   Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:49 am

> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: Why are you late?
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: Because of the sign.
> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: What sign?
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."



> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on
> > > >>> > >>the floor?
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables!




> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I
> > > >>> > >>spell it!



> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO! "!!
> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O!



> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find North
> > > >>> > >>America .
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: Here it is!
> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
> > > >>> > >>CLASS: Balgobin!


> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: Balgobin, name one important thing we have
> > > >>> > >>today that we didn't have ten years ago.
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: Me!




> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
> > > >>> > >>you are.


> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: Dad, can you write in the dark?
> > > >>> > >>FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: Your name on this report card.



> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
> > > >>> > >>insects?
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: Don't bite any.



> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with
> > > >>> > >>"I".
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: I is...
> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: All right... "I am the
> > > >>> > >>ninth letter of the alphabet."


> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of
> > > >>> > >>"COINCIDENCE?"
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
> > > >>> > >>the same day, same time."




> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his
> > > >>> > >>father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
> > > >>> > >>do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: "Because George still had the axe in his
> > > >>> > >>hand?"



> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
> > > >>> > >>FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
> > > >>> > >>one is green and
> > > >>> > >>One is blue with red spots!
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: Yes it's really strange. I've got another
> > > >>> > >>pair just like that at home.


> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
> > > >>> > >>donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be
> > > >>> > >>showing?
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: Brotherly love?



> > >>TEACHER: Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say
> > > >>> > >>prayers before eating?
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
> > > >>> > >>cook.



> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is
> > > >>> > >>exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
> > > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: No, teacher, it's the same dog!



> > > >>> > >>TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
> > > >>> > >>talking when people are no longer interested?
> > >>> > >>BALGOBIN: A teacher
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